It's time again for Lea Madisson's 12 Days of Christmas!

Lea Madisson's 12 Days of Christmas!

On the 12th day of Christmas, a client gave to me...

Twelve Whips a Whipping


Eleven Rabbits Flicking


Ten Dildos Vibrating


Nine Ropes a Tying



Eight Hunks a Humping


Seven Wands a Waving


Six Ladies Licking



Five... Gold.... Cock Ringsssssss



Four Festive Condoms


Three French Kisses


Two Nipple Clamps



And...

A Cock and Pecker Dildo Power Tool!!


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...

Smooch!

Lea

What no mention of taint or 1.3" of dangling death?

That is great Lea!! I love it! I read it the first time...sang it the second. The "illustrations" were awesome! Fun, Sexy and Festive....Nicely naughty! I need me a tool belt like that Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Did somebody say six ladies?...

LOL...brings back memories from an old college song. Only made one change in the name at the end.

12 twats a twitchin
11 lesbians licking
10 testes throbbing
9 nipples dripping
8 assholes gaping
7 scrotums swinging
6 sacks of.shitah
5 mother fuckers
4 cocksuckers
3 French ticklers
2.balls of brass
And a blow job from Sexy_Brittany

Could.not help myself.

That was the hottest 12 days of Christmas I ever read, Lea

Great post, Lea! Sexy and festive!

Nice