Lol! I have all of these and can admit to nodding yes to at least one trait of each one. I'll submit another option :
No Bra
-socialist leanings
-can't math (but can pick up a stack of cash and nail the amount every time)
-notices you staring, and gives zero fucks
-most of her closefriendships are with males and are hopelessly platonic
If I had to choose, it would be see through. Although I hate heels, I hate beer, and I do everything last minute (except traveling fees, I make sure my shit is booked in advance)