Welfare Anyone?

Olesweetie's Avatar
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight to the counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening on behalf of a very wealthy old man who wants Chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your uniforms and clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will also be provided. You'll be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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XXXXX's Avatar
  • XXXXX
  • 04-14-2009, 03:09 PM
HAHA...I would totally take that job....hahah
PoppyToyota's Avatar
Me to I would take the job and a pay cut while I'm at it. LOL! Does anyone know someone looking for an overweight attractive young man. PM me and fill me in on the details. haha
sassysherry's Avatar
I would acceot this job.....WITH NO PAY
Maxx's Avatar
  • Maxx
  • 04-16-2009, 11:31 AM
Hell, I'd use my unemployment benefits to pay for this job!!!
Indiana Bone's Avatar
That's some funny shit!!!