i think these are funny not take it personal

Q: What do you get when you cross a escort with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
Q: Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
A: Now she does business on the side!
Q: What do you call an Italian escort?
A: a pastatute.
Q: Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
A: O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
A: A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Q: What do you call a Serbian escort?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
Q: What does bungee jumping and escorts have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese escorts that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Q: How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.
Q: What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and a Kit Kat?
A: You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat!
Q: Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
A: Because, she was dead!
Q: What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler!
Q: What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q: What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!

Saggy Boob
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Bunch of Little Balls
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Microwave and a Woman
Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.

Holes in his Pockets
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair.

Why do women have ...
Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.

...Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
... Originally Posted by ActionAngie

A personal favorite!

Those are all funny.

Those are all funny. Originally Posted by tia travels

But to the contrary, looking at your travel schedule, the absence of Nashville in the near future is NOT funny!

Those are all funny. Originally Posted by tia travels

Thank you !!! Iam very funny Girl !!Iam like Amy Poehler in real life!!