Big vs. Small

What do guys with small dicks have in common?

They claim to have big dicks.


What do guys with big dicks in common?

They don’t have to claim that they have big dicks.



Ladies...agree or disagree?

That is a sad but true statement. In college I was smitten with a blonde busty women, but she had eyes for someone else.

About a year or two later I was courting a young (I will call her size 0 women) lady who happened to be friends with the blonde busty women.

One day size 0 asked why "I never brought up the size of my dick?" She told me she "would be a millionaire if she had a dollar for every guy who told her he had a big dick." Well I finlly wiggled between those legs and distinctly remember her taking one look at my dick and saying "sorry that is not going inside of my size 0 body." She gave me a heck of a BJ, but I never got inside that body.

The next day I got a phone call from her best friend the blonde busty women wanting to hang out.

Every hooker i have been with said I was hung like a horse

I pay well

I embrace my small penis..
How's that for statics? Lol

That is a sad but true statement. In college I was smitten with a blonde busty women, but she had eyes for someone else.

About a year or two later I was courting a young (I will call her size 0 women) lady who happened to be friends with the blonde busty women.

One day size 0 asked why "I never brought up the size of my dick?" She told me she "would be a millionaire if she had a dollar for every guy who told her he had a big dick." Well I finlly wiggled between those legs and distinctly remember her taking one look at my dick and saying "sorry that is not going inside of my size 0 body." She gave me a heck of a BJ, but I never got inside that body.

The next day I got a phone call from her best friend the blonde busty women wanting to hang out. Originally Posted by Fizley

And you just told everyone on this board that you have a big dick! Guess we know what that means.

Lol agree. Small dick men talk about their dicks alot more. Lol

I was once asked by a girl who I expected to satisfy with that to which I replied Myself!!

I met a girl in college who told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!
I did it 3 times and slapped her!

Actually, I just learned to satisfy my partner in other way, I learned to be an expert diver!!

Jennifer Flowers in her book "Passion and Betrayal" said that Bill Clinton has a small penis, but he eats pussy like a champ.
Phil Hartman (rip) on the Tonight Show did a great Clinton impression, "Jennifer Flowers said I have a small penis? Boy, has she got a big mouth".

Penise size is relative. So when you're fucking your cousin...

I often tell my ladies that the only condition I got down there is smallcox.

Meh I don’t kid myself. Mine isn’t anything to brag about, average at best really. I know my limits...

It is what it is simple as that you have a tool just use it & don't bitch about it. I ask a provider one time if I had a 10 inch cock would she enjoy sex more & she told me if had a 10 she wouldn't be seeing me. She was 4ft 10 & built great I had a couple tell me it wasn't all it was cut out to be but there are some that enjoy it. Just think how many people are having sex worldwide wright now. If 50% are happy with who they getting freaky with WOW know matter what size shape or color. Think about it.

No one is happy getting with my 1.3" of dangling death.

I'm no porn-star, but every woman I've ever been with has been satisfied. It's about the experience you provide.

Nina Hartley quote, "...and learn to eat pussy!"