Sorry Ass Review Writing

Sometimes when a member has seen a provider they decide they want to write a review. Once approved, they get 6 weeks access to private areas of the board for each approved review. These are cumulative, so if you write 2 reviews in 2 days, then you have 12 weeks of PA.

Each review has to be approved manually. Here is the process. A mod goes into the review queue and clicks to pull up the review. He then reads the review to make sure it is filled it correctly and has activities that qualify. Then, a button is pushed and the PA access is awarded.

It is quite easy to submit a review. Go to the review forum, push the new review button and fill in the blanks. Seems simple. Right?

Well, I just read 11 reviews and rejected 5 of them for PA credit. FIVE! And all were for the same reason. No contact info. Now each one of these had a link to providers showcase page. Each one said will provide on the template line for phone. Each one said will provide on the template line for email address. So, to contact the provider a member would have to go to her showcase.

Interesting thing. EVERY one of the showcases had either a phone number, email address or both in the showcase. But the reviewer did not take the time to fill in the blank on the review template.

Well, the template is there for a reason. It is for the reviewer to fill in the blanks. And going the lazy route and saying will provide instead of taking it off the profile and filling in the blank is not going to work.

Here is what happens now, since the reviewer does not take 30 seconds to fill in the blanks. If they want to get credit, they will PM me asking why it was denied. I will PM them telling them why. They will PM me with the info. I will have to go into PM and read that. Then I will have to find the review and edit the info in.

After this, I will have to go into the staff area and request that an admin add the 6 weeks to member account. An admin has to go into that system and read the request. Then they have to go into the admin section and add the PA. Then the admin goes back to the staff area to tell me it is done. I have to check back and confirm it has been added.

Staff is volunteer and each of us only has so much time to put on the board. There were over 100 reviews posted yesterday on Eccie. Can you imagine how much time was wasted because a reviewer did not take a few seconds to fill in the template blanks?

Btw, there is no requirement that the reviews be edited to get credit for the reviewer. It would be much simpler for the staff to just deny the credit . But, we want people to participate and for the members reading the review to be able to contact the providers.

Bottom line, if you are filling out a template for review credit, fill it out. Don't leave info out that is at your fingertips.

Duly noted...

-- sending someone over to the showcase for contact information doesn't seem too unreasonable. in the review is more convenient....but damn.

-- if you want to train the tards to do it your way, deny the fucking credit....and don't fix it later. Make them learn. that's why y'all have this problem.

-- and y'all don't need to be pm'ing love notes back and forth. the automatic rejection pm tells the story. if he can't read and learn from that, he can fuck off.

-- i don't have much give a shit about your story when y'all continue to give credit to shitheads that disrespect the ladies by reporting 180 as $80.

Q.E.D.

-- sending someone over to the showcase for contact information doesn't seem too unreasonable..... Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

It is extremely inconvenient if one is using a phone to navigate for a meeting.

But that wasn't "the point" ..... now was it?

How about five points per review if they don't follow the rules .. EACH REVIEW?

It is extremely inconvenient if one is using a phone to navigate for a meeting.
.... Originally Posted by LexusLover

Bull shit.

Get a better phone....

Or use the m.dot site....

Or add a contact.....

Or make a screen shot....

Or give up and jack off instead....

Lousy excuse

I don't like wasting my phone data running around looking for info that should be provided in the first post.
Same goes for lazy providers that say specials look in showcase.
Or idiots that ask about a girl and don't provide the link.
Screw that! pass, not wasting my data on the retarded.

gracias you are doing a good job , hope you are aware that some whores DO NOT mention any contact details(neither email nor phone#) on their showcase instead they come up with a fucking loooong story of details.

If the lady does not have a number listed I just put given after screening. I think everyone does. Thanks for the info pistolerhoe I've made Ike work a few times from what you've posted myself. Thanks y'all for the help and I will post the info as needed instead of being lazy.

Good rant by OP. Thanks to all the moderators for their hard work in keeping all of us in line. It is a helluva challenge. I thought this post was going to be about sorry ass ROS; too many of those in reviews. If I'm gonna write a review, I DO take the time to make sure all the publicly available contact info is correctly entered and write a good, descriptive and accurate ROS.

When doing a review, I usually bring up the provider's profile in a second screen, then I can easily cut and paste over to the review screen. Then I write my ROS in Word, so I can more easily read and edit, then cut and paste that into my review. I still have not graduated to posting pics and vids - which is the gold standard among reviews. Maybe one-day.

maybe those sorry ass reviews were written by mandles or pimps encouraging visits to the showcase

maybe those sorry ass reviews were written by mandles or pimps encouraging visits to the showcase Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Happens quite a bit...some of these hookers even have the temerity to ask tricks to create fake handles to increase visibility. SMMFH

Bull shit.

Lousy excuse Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

What's your excuse for not filling in the fields properly?

What's your excuse for not filling in the fields properly? Originally Posted by LexusLover

It would be a reason....not an excuse.

And possible reasons are that it wasn't important or I didn't give a shit.

Feel free to list all my sorry ass details you didn't like.

If the lady does not have a number listed I just put given after screening. I think everyone does. . Originally Posted by Trey

Bingo. And that works fine.

But, when it says after screening and her phone or email is in the showcase, it does not work.

You do not have to have phone AND email. But you do have to have at least one of them if it is in her showcase.

You guys are way to kind.
I just reject reject reject.