A few years ago I attended my aunt and uncles 50th Wedding Anniversary. As they were fixing to cut the cake my cousin yelled out "Speech, Speech". My uncle turned to my aunt and slapped the shit out of her. When she regained her composure she asked "What was that for?" He said "That's for 50 years of bad sex!" My aunt looked at him for a moment then kicked him right in the balls. When my uncle finally straighten up he asked "What was that for?". She replied "That's for knowing the difference!"
I just want to thank all the ladies I have seen over the years for showing me the difference!