live STRONG,
have the courage to stand your ground
and do what u believe in and YOU DO..
thats why u are the BEST...
U FUCKING ROCK THE HOUSE,
THE HOTEL,
THE APT,
THE CAMPER...
THE CAR.........
HAPPY B-DAY GIRLFRIEND...
- fd150
- 06-13-2010, 05:22 AM
- Oldguy
- 06-13-2010, 06:13 AM
Happy Birthday, Lea!
So... does this mean you're old enough to go out on dates and stuff now?
So... does this mean you're old enough to go out on dates and stuff now?
- docdavid49
- 06-13-2010, 06:23 AM
She ain't as old as us OLD guys but she can still rock everything that fd150 said she could.... and she DOES.
Happy Birthday Lea and Many more.
Happy Birthday Lea and Many more.
- tracerxxx
- 06-13-2010, 06:34 AM
Happy Birthday Lea!! Hope you have and many more.
- wildcat4fun
- 06-13-2010, 06:37 AM
Happy B-Day Lea and thanks for the help.
- guest051312
- 06-13-2010, 07:02 AM
Sweety, have a great day.
- JustaGuyinMS
- 06-13-2010, 07:05 AM
Well, my Special Lady, you deserve many more happy days, birthdays and others. I don't think you'll ever get old, since "old" is a state of mind.
Love you,
Mike
Love you,
Mike
- bluffcityguy
- 06-13-2010, 07:58 AM
Dammit. Late to the party, as usual.
Happy b-day, Lea!
Cheers,
bcg
Happy b-day, Lea!
Cheers,
bcg
- DallasRain
- 06-13-2010, 08:14 AM
I luv ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My baby says he will decorate my butt like a birthdy cake,stick a candle up my ass,and sing happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My baby says he will decorate my butt like a birthdy cake,stick a candle up my ass,and sing happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- DallasRain
- 06-13-2010, 08:23 AM
Happy Birthday To Me!
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32", the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd quess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, "What the hell, go ahead."
The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32", the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd quess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, "What the hell, go ahead."
The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
- biomed1
- 06-13-2010, 08:38 AM
Happy Birthday Lea!!!
May you be surrounded by those you love and your day full of joy and happiness.
May you be surrounded by those you love and your day full of joy and happiness.
- Mssppislm
- 06-13-2010, 10:51 AM
Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!*Kisses*
- Katie Dyan
- 06-13-2010, 11:08 AM
Happy Birthday
- JxnBiLady
- 06-13-2010, 12:53 PM
Happy Birthday Darlin'!
Have a blast!! (as if you wouldn't, hehe)
Have a blast!! (as if you wouldn't, hehe)
- elcid180
- 06-13-2010, 01:39 PM
Many happy returns of the day fellow Gemini