From a quote from SL... a veteran?

What constitutes a newbie hooker...

When do you switch from newbie to veteran hooker?

How long do you have to have been playing this game before you're a seasoned pro ? Is it the amount of time ? Amount of 'yes' reviews? Board persona?

Is there a stage between newbie bitch and veteran hooker ?

Same questions go for hobbyists stages too ? Lol

You've gone from newbie to veteran (client or hooker) when the response to your presence is, "You again?"

If veteran hookers get injured in the line of booty duty do we get awarded purple vaginas?

What did he say? Without his quote I'm only guessing.
You certainly have a good amount of reviews.
Perhaps you're Hooker cherry grew back while you missed 2013?

"SL" TOP 10...You know your a "Veteran" hooker if...

1) You have considered ECCIE handles like “Fuck You Shit Head”
2) When the person you are arguing with stops posting but you don’t, even after they close their account.
3) You ask questions like, “I bet you think you’re cute?”
4) You post openly about giving MODS free sessions.
5) You wear a wig even when you’re by yourself.
6) You have had more accounts than SL has reviews.
7) You claim you don’t need to advertise as a BBW.
8) Your idea of be patriotic is not giving a guy in the military the clap.
9) You have taken three Rosetta Stone courses and no one knows what the "fuck" you’re talking about.
10) You answer questions with questions that end by saying, “...so what do you think about that ass hole?”

What constitutes a newbie hooker...

Less than 6 months.

When do you switch from newbie to veteran hooker?

6 months / 3+ pages of reviews

How long do you have to have been playing this game before you're a seasoned pro ? Is it the amount of time ? Amount of 'yes' reviews? Board persona?

Pro status: 1-2 years (With same handle)

Is there a stage between newbie bitch and veteran hooker ?

Yup! Some of us call it..."The Bat Shit Crazy Tracy Period" A few never leave this arena...


Same questions go for hobbyists stages too ? Lol Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

If veteran hookers get injured in the line of booty duty do we get awarded purple vaginas? Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

No you get a purple vagina if your high volume, if you get injured you ask your regulars for a loan then start ignoring them.

When you can run down a cash-n-dash in high heels wearing underwear.

No you get a purple vagina if your high volume, if you get injured you ask your regulars for a loan then start ignoring them. Originally Posted by Still Looking

Obamacare doesn't cover both?

Obamacare doesn't cover both? Originally Posted by rockerrick

The funding for the hookers was used on the CASH FOR CLUNKERS program

When you can run down a cash-n-dash in high heels wearing underwear. Originally Posted by Precious_b

No you get a purple vagina if your high volume, if you get injured you ask your regulars for a loan then start ignoring them. Originally Posted by Still Looking

So is the purple vagina award given by the big blue weenie himself or does he have his own award

A newbie hook is a teller. A seasoned pro is a branch manager. Somewhere in between is a loan officer.

So is the purple vagina award given by the big blue weenie himself or does he have his own award Originally Posted by a10bomb

I'll let Bonn share...

What constitutes a newbie hooker...

When do you switch from newbie to veteran hooker?

How long do you have to have been playing this game before you're a seasoned pro ? Is it the amount of time ? Amount of 'yes' reviews? Board persona?

Is there a stage between newbie bitch and veteran hooker ?

Same questions go for hobbyists stages too ? Lol Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

Great questions!