What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
Ferry tales!
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8!
What's an insect's favourite sport?
Cricket!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A minnie van!
Is this a second hand shop?
Yes Sir Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please!
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
By flood lighting!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What did the picture say to the wall?
I've got you covered!
What is the best thing to take into the desert?
A thirst aid kit!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
What is hairy and coughs?
A coconut with a cold!
What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object!
Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!