You Know Are A Good Buddy When.....

I was thinking the other day about some of the stuff I have done in times past, most I really didn't have a real good buddy to share them with. I'm really not sure if some of the stuff needs to be known anyway. But a true buddy is one that you know will be there regardless of how brainless and dumbassed it imay be.
You Know Are A Good Buddy When.....you are in a board meeting and you get a text message from your buddy that reads......
"Dude, i'm in this chicks closet butt assed naked cause her husband just came home. My ass is dead! I just wanted some one to know what happened!"
OR
A voicemail on my office phone which I receive at 7:00 a.m. the next morning........
You have one new message, received at 4:02 am Wednesday July 2010
"E, man i just wanted to call you in case something happens to me, i'm meeting these 18 y/o twin freaks at the park in Pasadena. I heard of a scam some girls have been meeting business men and robbing them at gunpoint. Man they are fine as hell from their pics, so I have to see for myself. If anything happens to me, i just wanted to make sure someone knew what happened."......beeppppp ....message end.

Share your buddy stories all!!!

And yes.......the fucker is still alive and well!!

If i don't kill him, first!!!!

Mods....please move to the Sandbox.

Did he meet the twins? Were they everything he hoped they would be?

I met them. They fucked me silly and then took my wallet.

I'm meeting them again tonight and next week.....

Damn playa you're wrong for that....I'm still alive....

I got some too.....just wait....

I am literally Laughing My Ass Off!!!!!! And that ain't right cause I don't have much of an ass as it is

Now who in the fuck could those funny ass stories be about? LMMFAO

You had me at "18 y/o twin freaks at the park in Pasadena".

Satin didn't even have to post and I KNEW it was him Easy

Satin didn't even have to post and I KNEW it was him Easy Originally Posted by DickEmDown

LMAO DED.....he told off on himself.

OK guys....i know there are others of you out there with BUDDIES!!!
Come on spill it!!!
I know some of the stories are quite entertaining!!!

Oh yeah....This one time at bandcamp............:trampolin e:

You Know Are A Good Buddy When.....

you are double teaming a Ho and she is sucking your buddies dick as you are banging her ass, the condom starts to slip off and your pal leans over and holds it in place for you.

Thanks EA, a true friend.

No problem man I know it's hard to find those extra small ones that fit snug enough

No problem man I know it's hard to find those extra small ones that fit snug enough Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

you never did tell me where you found those...

next time condoms are on me.

Not so much a story but the bond of friends for years that runs deep. My buddies I've known since high school and I gathered at our favorite watering hole this weekend to lament and wish a farewell as one of our "clique" is moving to Atlanta. We've been ina and out of each others lives since graduation. That's life. Some I've hung out with quite a lot recently and some I've not seen in at least 2 years.
With all its as if we were just as close as ever.
I recently revealed my activities here. Yes, all my activities. Some raised eyebrows but not one pointed a finger. Not one vacated the little corner of the pub we laid claim to.
All just as accepting and understanding as before.
Not sure how the subject came up but fuck, beer can sure get a tongue waggin'.
Nonetheless the bond between me and mine just as strong as ever.
Fuckin' A I'm going to miss the one that's movin away.
Funny thing is once I revealed my activities one of my friends immediately asked if I was a member here.LOL

A good buddy: one that will leave his family and haul ass to your house to help you when there is a pissed off chick beating down your door cause she knows you're there with some other bitch. He tells her he is the security for the place and she has to leave. Once she leaves, he takes the chick in the house home because you are still too scared to come outside.......