How traveling ladies handle speeding tickets.

Tia, lighten up on the gas pedal, lol!

Maybe this is the better way?!!?

That certainly gives new meaning to "assume the position". No doubt, the officer would be a gentleman and offer to "drive her home".

Why don't the Grammar Police get opportunities like that?

When it comes time to administer the breathalyzer test, I hope he sticks it in the correct oriface!

I would love to 69 her in that position although it would be more like 62!

LOL good one Ron!



A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

I know a lady here who was speeding and was pulled over by an officer on a cycle.... she undid the top few buttons to flash some cleavage- tasseled the hair to get the "come and get me look".... and the smiled her most seductive look..... for the rather large and homely female officer at her window.... $200 ticket received lol

Lmao sweet and little that was funny! @roothead i woulda got out the ticket love a woman in or out of uniform lol

I've got to try Sweets Idea or maybe long's first one. I love to drive fast!