Female Compassion
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Darling, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Darling, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and snapped,
"Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."
- artee4fun
- 07-23-2012, 02:41 PM
- pyramider
- 07-23-2012, 04:35 PM
The title itself had me smiling.
- WFBBW4UDADDY
- 07-23-2012, 04:59 PM
lmao
- Fast Gunn
- 07-23-2012, 07:44 PM
Ouch!
That is cold as a rock!
. . . But then how can you argue with her rock-solid logic?
That is cold as a rock!
. . . But then how can you argue with her rock-solid logic?
- Sweet N Little
- 07-23-2012, 08:34 PM
LOL Artie!
A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old man suffered a coronary and was hospitalised.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me.
You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money."
"Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way," his young wife exclaimed.
"You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you.
Please... tell me what I can do?"
"Well," the old man gasped, "you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."
True Love is such a beautiful thing
A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old man suffered a coronary and was hospitalised.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me.
You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money."
"Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way," his young wife exclaimed.
"You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you.
Please... tell me what I can do?"
"Well," the old man gasped, "you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."
True Love is such a beautiful thing
- pyramider
- 07-23-2012, 08:53 PM
I get it ... Anna Nicole Smith on her honeymoon ...
- Sweet N Little
- 07-23-2012, 08:59 PM
- badhusband
- 07-26-2012, 11:34 PM
How sexy is that?