‘Off’ Thoughts During Sex

Y’all ever have just random ‘off’ thoughts during sex?

Me:
-Shit did he just wipe my eyebrow off??

-Omg did I just snot on his dick?

-I wish my dogs would stfu! Oh shit I forgot to feed them. I wonder can dogs cuss?

-I wonder if I growl instead of moan would he notice? That’s it! I’m growling! “Growls in my head” “laughs in my head” tells self..”get back to work!” Smiles...

Oh there’s so many more... We all have them. Share some of yours!

Well, if I had the pleasure of seeing you Gemma, I’d have to force myself to have those “off” thoughts, otherwise it would be the shortest date you’ve ever had! But I have had work issues pop in my head like “did I pay that bill”? Or “I wonder if someone took care of that broken piece of equipment”? But I really believe it’s OMADD, you know, Old Man Attention Deficit Disorder....

LOL- who bored you to the point of thinking about your eyebrows?

Simple things..

>>> did she feel my cock just swell inside her from that last kiss?/

>>> sweating over an extended missionary go....did my sweat fall on her??

>>>nearly breathless mid session, how many more pumps to make her cum???

Boring doesn’t exist in my life.

Wish there was a like button!!!

My biggest one is did I blow out the candles.
Usually not during session but after I leave.

Boring doesn’t exist in my life. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Lol. Truth. Anyway, I wonder about the provider, since I usually don't know much about them personally (that varies), I wonder about what they are like and things... do they like Star Wars, you know... people stuff. I like people.

Sometimes I wonder if they are into things they don't want to talk about... and if they are, I hope they want to try them

Ah the mind wanders!

"Did the cover slip off?"

Am I cumming or pissing? I hope I'm not pissing! It feels like I'm pissing!

What's her damn name?

Don't fart! Don't fart! Don't fart!

Don't fart! Don't fart! Don't fart!
Lol! Love it!
Did I take one or two blue pills?
I love providers they don’t judge!
Although I was told recently by one very sassy provider, i’m going to have to step up my game!
Challenge accepted dear!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z91aGAhztjw

Boring doesn’t exist in my life. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Nice.
Regardless of work, off work, or whatever,
If I wasn't having fun, I wouldn't be here, there, wherever.

haha this is actually pretty funny, some time my dick was too sensitive and i wish i could asked her to stop lol