Mega Million dreams

JD Barleycorn's Avatar
I have already decided that if I win the Mega Millions jackpot that I am going to rent the Sprint Center and hire the TransSiberian Orchestra for a private show. Later bring on Almost Kiss with local radio personality so he can compete with real KISS. I may even invite my ECCIE friends.
JCM800's Avatar
with $550 million I think you can afford to move this to a warmer location ...don't be such a cheap bastard.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
You winning the lottery is about as close as you'll ever get to a real hundred dollar bill, fraud!
I'd fund abortions for all of South Dallas/Fair park area. .

12-15 yrs.from now, the crime rate in Dallas would drop by 90%

Id also run for Senate. I'd win solely on my stance on crime prevention.



Id fuck every hooker on the board. .. just so you fucks can swim in the hollowed out twats I leave behind.

Then I'd get creative.
CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 12-15-2013, 12:29 PM
I'll buy JD a clue.

while I'm in Figi soaking up everything the islands has to offer ...

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  • BJerk
  • 12-15-2013, 05:27 PM
I'd fund abortions for all of South Dallas/Fair park area. .

12-15 yrs.from now, the crime rate in Dallas would drop by 90%

Id also run for Senate. I'd win solely on my stance on crime prevention.



Id fuck every hooker on the board. .. just so you fucks can swim in the hollowed out twats I leave behind.

Then I'd get creative. Originally Posted by UB9IB6
You'd lose the Senate race for being such a racist prick.
Almost KISS...LOL!