How the hobby has affected my life....

I started back 33 years ago on a street in third ward called Liveoak. It was my freshman year in college at TLC in Seguin. Now it's called TLU. Texas Lutheran University. My mom was so strict I had never kissed a girl in high school. Never felt some titties, pussy anything.

So I'm home from break. Just turned 18 and I'm riding my bike by my mommas house. I see some old hoes on Liveoak. Liveoak used to be the how stroll in Third Ward. Like pre Main Jensen and Bissonet. So I ride by on my bike twice and one of the hoes waves me down. This was 30 some years ago when women dressed like women and hoes like hoes so I knew she was a woman of the night

I'm scared because I had never touched a woman. I slowed my ten speed down and said yes ma'am. She said I see you riding your bike, have you ever seen this (she flashed her pussy). I froze because I had never seen a woman's vagina my whole life. Freshman, 18 years old, never seen pussy. I'm so green I stumble at the sight of her pussy to the ground.

Get back up and she says baby I'm going to let you finger this pussy just go to the store and buy me a cold soda. I said ma'am I only have half the money for your soda. She said okay baby here's the rest. I cycle down, get the pop. Ride by my house to get gloves. This is wild. Like latex gloves because I was afraid of HIV. Come back, give her the soda. Finger bang her with latex gloves on.

That escalated to Hollywood studios. I loved that place with the jacuzzi. Nice redhead used to work there. I pray she's still alive. I remember the first time I was there she pulled the condom off and my nut shot across the room and hit the wall.

Graduated to Main Street, butt naked, escape, wildflowers, craigslist, yellow pages, Jensen , Hillcroft, parking lot besides Michaels when they charged folks to just hang in the parking lot. Amp. All the Chinese lineups in the city, the original apartment Latin spots. Got beat up by pimps, convinced chicks to leave their pimps. Everything.

Lost alot of money along the way and relationships. The hobby has a way of making you not be as patient with civi relationships because I'm so used to getting pussy on demand. Ruined marriage behind the hobby. Lost everything. Got it all back. Everything you can imagine.

This is why I'm here. Not many folks here can claim a 33 years of doing this. I ain't bragging because in all honesty that hoe on live oak set me on a journey that I shouldn't have gone on. What's wrong with the dogs and picket fence. Having said that, all those scars, I have every right to call myself @thehobby. Absolutely no one here understands this game from all angles like I do. So soak it up because I'm retiring soon. Enjoy @thehobby while I'm still here. It's been one hell of a ride. ( crazy part is ive bought pussy out of yellow books; back when they had escorts in there and singing telegrams lol and I never encountered a single incidence of a NBA policy. Went to Escape. Wildflowers. Studios. Never an NBA policy. Interesting) Anyhoo, my time doing this is winding down but please respect the knowledge and wisdom while I choose to be here. I am @thehobby!

Pegged!

That's a little harsh, DJ. I actually had a little tear in my eye.

Okay, now Hobby guy give us real value.Your top 10 list in order and why ?
Any links ( old or new) to each of the girls to back your rating would be appreciated ?
For example where do you rank blond Hunter ( escape I-10) ?
Ruby Demarco ? Pricilla -Indy , Diamond escape on Kirby ? PennyN - Indy and so on….
Thanks,

Cool story.

Wish you the best on your soon to be retirement picking up doggy doo doo and cleaning bathrooms and opening your own board.

C’mon you’ll know we will sure miss these entertaining threads when we get bored with nothing else to do.

(If AdultQuest magazine still existed this would have made a great read as I dropped a deuce… it beats playing fun run on my phone.)

Must be a slow news week Originally Posted by Pitroom

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8tROzp4Dc

i don't doubt Pitt's claims. but, overall, i still feel sorry for him.

and Penny-N i rank as one of the ones who got away, although i do have ranks for many of the other N-girls..

btw, are they still a thing? i lost touch after my April-N debacle..

I'm guessing this was one of his daily rants where he puts a bulls eye on his back and wonders why everyone is dog-piling on him? He's banned, but he'll be back to his shenanigans before too lone. He'll come out of Eccie prison, will be on good behavior for a few days, then like an alcoholic in the Shiner Brewery, he'll lose control because social media is his addiction

You're leaving again?
Please do us all a favor, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

I just realized he got the boot AGAIN?!?

Gawsh darn. What will I ever do with my life without THE HOBBY.

Yo. If you see this; GON GIT.

I'm guessing this was one of his daily rants where he puts a bulls eye on his back and wonders why everyone is dog-piling on him? He's banned, but he'll be back to his shenanigans before too lone. He'll come out of Eccie prison, will be on good behavior for a few days, then like an alcoholic in the Shinerpro Brewery, he'll lose control because social media is his addiction Originally Posted by Demolition

FIFY

I’m 29 and been here since 2012 ��♀️ maybe I have more experience than you

He’s banned here and OH2 down. Hope he’s okay

I’m 29 and been here since 2012 ��♀️ maybe I have more experience than you Originally Posted by the cute papi

Liar