Lee Trevino:Why I Mow My Own Yard
(A true story; you gotta love him.)
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, the greatest and most successful Hispanic-American golfer ever and a happily married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, “Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”
Lee said, "Well, the woman in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
- oral_dlites
- 07-05-2017, 02:30 PM
- skirtchaser79411
- 07-05-2017, 07:48 PM
I fucking love that
- Danson&Highsmith
- 07-05-2017, 09:50 PM
That's fucking priceless! I spit my drink out.
- Ronin3
- 07-06-2017, 07:47 AM
Classic. Now the sad part is, how little that has changed