Splenda Daddy......

Here's one for urbandictionary.com

Splenda Daddy (n)- a gentleman who would like to be a sugar daddy but lacks the funds to do so.
Typically they provide other favors (rides, yardwork, handyman/mechanic etc) to warrant females affections.

Splenda Daddy a zero calorie Sugar Daddy substitute

That has been around for a long time and the def was normally someone that wanted to be but was flat broke and didn't have the means to do so.

Has the taste for champagne but the wallet for beer.

Like a sugar baby that thinks she is worth 1000 plus a week but is over weight, not a 10 etc is a girl with GPS. (Golden pussy syndrome)

Then you have dumb asses like the profiles that say

"About Me
I have three kids, they're my whole world, and I love the warm weather.

What I'm Looking for
I'm just looking for a friendship, with no intimacy."

Gee, where do I sign up. a 26 year old with three kids that dont want to fuck.
These girls I like to call dumb asses.
The guys that do see them are classified the same way.