Young Chinese newlyweds.....
6 months of torrid "smash,and smash again" sex.....
Then it happens.....
SHE SEZ: "I wish there was more variety in our sexual activities"
In a quandary,and with a somewhat bruised ego,
HE SEZ: "Well...uh...uh...what do you have in mind ?"
SHE SEZ: "I would like to try NUMBA 69"
As he is covering his lap with the blanket,and moving away from her,
HE SCREAMS:
"What in the HELL are you going to do with KUNG PAU CHICKEN with BROCKERY ?"