How religion is like a penis

It's okay to have one
It's ok to be proud of it
HOWEVER!
do not pull it out in public
do not push it on children
do not write laws with it
do not think with it

Nice.
Over a decade ago I was invited to present a logic discussion at a theological place. Had time for questions. One of the kids asked how logic applied to dating activities.
Some handy reference material was available, so ...
We ended up in Song of Solomon, Chapter/Verse
1:2
1:13
3:1
5:16
7:7 (my fav)
And more.
Management never invited me back, one of the folks said: "Don't even ask why". Interestingly, some of the kids still keep in touch. More than half the group was gals, and not a single gal was embarrased.

Hahahaha! That is great!!