New I-Phone 5

This new iPhone 5 will be on sale soon... I've checked with Apple.

They're not sure exactly what date it will be released, but it's definitely soon. I've put my name on the list for when they do.

The sales rep said there is a two year waiting list and I was number 2,794,587,692! What's the cost?

It doesn't matter what it costs, I'm getting one.


new Apple iPhone 5
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Oh, sure, pal!

. . . But that particular killer app is only available in your dreams!

CuteOldGuy's Avatar
That app is only available to TSA employees.