New Scam

Guys, there's a new scam so watch out! And ladies, the victims are always men so warn your male friends.

Here's how it works:

Two incredibly hot young ladies knock on your car door. They start cleaning your windows with a rag and Windex, their breasts almost falling out of their tee shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer a tip, they refuse and ask for a ride to the bus stop. You agree and they get in the back. On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one climbs into the front and gives you oral while the other steals your wallet.

My wallet was stolen on Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again Saturday, yesterday and probably tomorrow.

I think this is the most-commonly posted joke on this site! I've seen it in the SA sandbox at least 3 or 4 times, not to mention the other forums/sections on the board. If only it were true...