Bob worked long hours in a dead-end job with a jerk for a boss. After nearly five years without one pay raise, putting in long hours well-beyond those required, never being late to work and seldom taking a day off or being sick, Bob built up the courage to ask for a pay raise, and possibly a promotion.
Bob marched into his bosses office and emphatically explained why he deserved a pay raise more than anyone. He was clear, lucid and persuasive in his presentation to which his boss intently listened.
After about 10 minutes of laying out his case, his boss calmly asks him, "Tell me Bob, does your dick touch your asshole?" Startled by the unexpected question, Bob stuttered out a single "No" to the question. His boss replied, "Well, then I guess you wont' be getting that pay raise!"
A few weeks go by and Bob decides to try again hoping he may have just caught his boss on a really bad day. After his second plea for a pay raise, Bob's boss again asks, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Again Bob answers, "No," and and the pay-raise is denied.
After another month, Bob had been working really hard and AGAIN pleas for a pay raise. Bob is posed with the same question, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Bob is fed-up and answers, "You know what? It does, all the damn time!"
His boss stands up and with a delighted tone and happy look on his face replies, "That's great! In that case, you can go fuck yourself!"
