Q: Why is a dick so stupid?
A: head but no brain, eye but can't see, hangs around with two nuts, lives around the corner from a asshole, best friends a pussy.
Damn, girl.
Must you be so blunt!
. . . My dick has a good mind to sue your ass for defamation of character!
Similar joke...
Why wouldn't you want to be a Dick?
Both of your neighbors are fuckIng nuts, person behind you is an asshole, and every time you get excited, you throw up and pass out
LOL!!