Dallas deer hunters

Attention metroplex deer hunters. All the deer, turkeys, pigs, fish, rabbits and hornytoads west of ft worth have died. Its true yall didnt pour out enough corn last year and they starved to death. So theres no use in comin back for 3 or 4 years. Think of all the money you will save. Trucks, 4whellers, camo, ammo,corn,apple flavered salt blocks,deer treats,deer piss, ( thats some chic pissin in a bottle boys) and lets not forget that macho makeup yall smear on your face. Take that money and spend it on one of these pretty ladies.. christmas is comin and they need the money. Where do yall get that makeup anyway.

Deer hunting gone wrong (watch the whole thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE)





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Deer and beer.


Setty
SouthSide AirTaxi

thanks sweet thats a keeper.