AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHH AHAHAAHH!!!11

http://milton64.com/

Oh dear.

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine?

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Whoo!

Wow... the worst part is I can't even tell if this is a spoof or legitimate BFE offer, lol.

I just might email this guy, from what I read on his website he may actually be quite an experience!! Too bad I am nowhere near WY.

In a weird way, it seems incredibly legitimate. In another, it seems like maybe a girlfriend/ex-wife was attempting to start some shit and plastered this up there with his phone number.
I don't know if its legit or not, but W O W!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice find!

Ok, now I have seen it all! LOL

The more I think about it, the more I feel sorry for this poor, demented old bastard. I almost regret running him up the flagpole.



Almost =)

Someone TOFTT.

Someone TOFTT. Originally Posted by Shayla

lol not I.

Someone TOFTT. Originally Posted by Shayla

HECK! with prices like this I will fly out It's a bargain!!

$200 for an overnight sounds like a deal to great to resist.

Hey...100 bucks for an overnight local, what a steal!! He goes both ways so his market is much larger than the average escort. LOL

Hey, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! (lol)

Ok, now I have seen it all! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL's dream retirement career is crushed.

SL's dream retirement career is crushed. Originally Posted by pyramider

SHHHHH they still don't know its me! LOL