Dick cheese is mostly fixable as its exterior....nothing a brillo pad and soap cant fix....
Crusty Tuna is worse.....because its more internal.......can't scrub inside of the pussy all the time because it messes with the ph balance. But you can get some salt and vinegar lays chips from the gift shop at the hotel, crumple them up small and put them in a cup,......run some bath water cooch deep, and pour the chips in and let it soak for ten minutes..........Use hot water for best results.
Tell her to let some get inside.....then close her legs and shake her ass to let it gargle and such.....push it out and repeat..........
I don't have a dick so I will never have to deal with dick cheese. Haha!
I'm not sure what 'crusty tuna' is ...I assume it is feminine problem. Yea...this one is definitely more annoying! LOL
[QUOTE=pyramider;1053307701]I would be surprised a fucktard has not ventured into your place without some dick cheese. If not, consider yourself very lucky.[/QUOTE
I don't think so. I have never seen any dick cheese (what does it look like, by the way?) I always inspect and see nothing out of the ordinary.