Mixed Emotions

tia travels's Avatar
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
rednecksatyr's Avatar
Good one!
Lmao