Reviews and YMMV

I am new to the business and still find myself baffled by the review system. From what I can tell reviews almost specify that your available services are the same with each client. However as I read some of the reviews I noticed guys would refer to some women as mechanical. Isn't the expectation of a service you read about someone else receiving a little mechanical? I understand the wanting to get what you pay for but I don't understand why the reviews are so important when its only the opinion of someone that you not only have never met but someone that you don't know how much torture he put the ladies through. But since the review process is so important I feel there should be guidelines:

1. If you have not bathed before visiting a provider or shower once you get there YMMV.

2.If you weigh over 400 lbs YMMV

3. If you show up short of the agreed upon donation YMMV

4.If you can not get female company for free no matter how hard you try.YMMV

5.If you have or look like you have someone chained in your basement ,YMMV

6.If you have not shaved your lower body since 1970 .YMMV

7. Any finally if you use the review to torment a woman during a session and hold it over her head YOUR REVIEWS SHOULD BE DELETED AND YOU SHOULD BE BANNED.

Since most review boards do not allow feed back from a provider and it SOOOO should you guys are not aware of what a girl has gone through to get the good review.Providers are human not machines. For many ladis this is there lively hood and how they support there children. So unless you feel you have been ripped off there is no reason to put a provider down because everyone connects on a different level and while you are reading the reviews of other clients please envision the 500 lb slob sitting on the couch with his pubic hair 10 inches long, and some foreign substance dripping from his body,jacking off to some cheap porn while he saves his pennies in anticipation of acquiring some real human contact, and torments some poor woman for thirty minutes so that he may go on one of the boards and feel important. Now tell me you really care what this reject from society thinks?

+5 ROFL To funny

Personally I don't leave a negitive review unless it's really necessary ripoff, danger, scam....

However I dont tend to read the details of others reviews but I will scan what was offered like cbj vs bbbj etc..

Reviews for the guys help, its a light screaning process for us to make sure the provider isn't LE, just as you the provider screen us to make sure we aren't and or a psyco axe murderer.

I've never really run into ymmv issue, but im in great shape and have no issues with ladies for free other than they tend to bring drama. In the words of my favorite train wreck I dont pay women for sex I pay them to leave.

Since most review boards do not allow feed back from a provider and it SOOOO should Originally Posted by MilfKellie45

Kellie, as a point of order here....You are absolutely allowed to post feedback to reviews, or anything else here. You just cannot do it in the actual review thread. You are encouraged to start a new thread the the local coed section to post a rebuttal if needed, and post a link back to the original review.

From the Forum Guidelines http://www.eccie.net/announcement.php?f=5

#24 - Disputed reviews will not be removed by staff unless the request is made by the thread starter. In situations such as this, the proper protocol for addressing a review in question is to post a rebuttal to the review in that city forum's coed discussions area. Staff will be happy to do some basic investigation to confirm the validity of such reviews, however removal will only take place when requested by the thread-starter or in extreme cases where it has been proven false, there is an admission by the reviewer that the review is indeed false, or the reviewer failed to cooperate with staff's efforts to confirm validity. In cases where a reviewer is found to have posted a review of a session which did not take place, or posted blatantly false information within a review, the reviewer will be subject to disciplinary action at the discretion of staff, which could lead to loss of posting privileges. Along those same lines, if the reviewed party is found to be making false or inaccurate claims to staff in an attempt to trigger staff action against a reviewer or the removal of a review, that party will also be subject to consequences, up to or including temporary or permanent loss of account access. These measures exist to preserve the integrity of the information posted in our review forums, and will be taken when these circumstances exist.

Lol.. This post made me giggle.

You just learn to take the good with the bad.

Everyone writes reviews for different reasons.. Most of them are harmless, unfortunately some seem vindictive.. Most men can tell the difference between the two.

I totally agree. A guy needs to show up, and have some class. I usually show up with some Bubbly , or Roses ,or both.I'm going to call u Kellie.U R a class act, and you probably have beauty on the inside 2...Michael