Never know what to say

I hate when I'm speaking to a lady for the first time and it seems awkward.

I get that we're both ensuring our safety and security (zero complaints about that), but sometimes I just wanna say, "Ma'am, I really just want come to your place, drop my pants, get an amazing BJ so I can relax, nut, and leave you to have an amazing day."

I guess that's too much for over the phone or text. But the jousting get annoying.