I was having sex and her husband came home...

She said use the back door and be quick. In hind sight I should have just left but Greek is awesome.

Wut

He means that she cooked up a great greek dish! Spanakopita.

Ha! Good one. Here is a true story. about four years ago there ws an event under the Tx Street bridge. A mashup of burlesque, bingo and great music. I believe it was billed as New Orleans Bingo. Anyway the MC was in a very cool devils costume. I ran into a girl I knew there and hung out a bit but left alone. She called me and asked me over as soon as I got home. Yay!
To shorten the story we were fucking away and in walks the dude in the devils costume while she was cumming! It was her BF, well damn. I cant remember what he said, but she said to him I was thinking about you while I was cumming. Ha! I just dug in and gave him a show as he left. I was busting a nut as he peeled out down the st.