New Year's Resolutions

It's that time of year again and I've been thincking long and hard about all the bad things I've done over the last year and how much fun it's been. So I decided to put a list together to see just how much fun I can imagine having this coming year. This list is not all inclusive it just happens to be what's on my mind at the moment.

1) Get a fucking judge to sign the hobby divorce papers
2) Get drunck with Babydoll Snow
3) Get a bigger belt buckle
4) Fuck more
5) Marry Babydoll Snow
6) Give my old belt buckle to TG
7) Trick dearhunter into buying my lunch
8) Learn how to hustle UTRs like NAN(kinda goes in with #4)
9) Confess my sins to Father Wayward
10) Find a non-Reiki provider with blue water
11) Waterproof the deck on my front porch
12) Insult Raphael more
13) Fuck with Carkido46 more unless he vouches for me at a latina agency
14) Keep my pubes trimmed
15) Let LD have her way with me
16) Send UCD some sexy cat pictures
17) Get Wakeup a Xanax prescription
18) Become a mod
19) Become an ambassador
20) Join Wayward on a "Wal-mart run"

I may have more to add in the future.

What are your's?

I really like the other thread better, just sayin'

Yeah,
I thought that one was playing out.

Then this one gets posted twice. Kinda exposes me for the fucktard I am.

We wouldn't have it any other way, beside it made me laugh and nothing is better than that well except pleasurable company.

1. Bartender Tasha will have her way with me.

2. BDS will have her way with Bartender Tasha.

3. BDS will have her way with me.

4. 1, 2 & 3 occur contemporaneously..

1. Bartender Tasha will have her way WITH ME!!!

2. Have my way with Bartender Tasha!!!

3. Take advantage of TG's number 3!!!

4. Make BM purr at my little kitty!!!

5. Let Father WayWard put me his cage and have his way with me!!!

6. Avoid EA's BIG dick!!!

7. Have DH fuck me like he does his pink pather!!!

8. Talk in NAN's ear with my little country accent while he fucks someone!!!

9. Let Killersalt have his way with me outside!!

10. WakeUp...anything could happen, i just want him to stop teasing...im just sayn!!!

Boardman... you will end up back with Brooke, just face it break up sex can be great..
this was snapped by an Undercover Informant... no ... not UCD...
PM BDS to see if she want shaved / unshaved...

We wouldn't have it any other way, beside it made me laugh and nothing is better than that well except pleasurable company. Originally Posted by Wayward

well I will use my one and only +1 for the year, and for next year....

loose 10 lbs and not use +1.

I will learn from all of my mistakes and take every opportunity to live a better life +1

Oh, and try really, really hard not to get on BD & NAN's nerves for the next 12 months.

Going to add "Get drunk with BDS" to my list.

Going to add "Get drunk with BDS" to my list. Originally Posted by AshrDashr

I heard it on great authority, that she's a lot of fun and some other wonderfully & lovely stuff......

Just what I heard.

1. Bartender Tasha will have her way WITH ME!!!

2. Have my way with Bartender Tasha!!!

3. Take advantage of TG's number 3!!!

4. Make BM purr at my little kitty!!!

5. Let Father WayWard put me his cage and have his way with me!!!

6. Avoid EA's BIG dick!!!

7. Have DH fuck me like he does his pink pather!!!

8. Talk in NAN's ear with my little country accent while he fucks someone!!!

9. Let Killersalt have his way with me outside!!

10. WakeUp...anything could happen, i just want him to stop teasing...im just sayn!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Not real big on New Years resolutions, but this has real potential it should be documented like on videotape or something. UCD likes to take pictures maybe she could help, couple of bottles of Sailor Jerry and we might have a weekend here.

This thread may have potential afterall

1. Bartender Tasha will have her way WITH ME!!!

2. Have my way with Bartender Tasha!!!

3. Take advantage of TG's number 3!!!

4. Make BM purr at my little kitty!!!

5. Let Father WayWard put me his cage and have his way with me!!!

6. Avoid EA's BIG dick!!!

7. Have DH fuck me like he does his pink pather!!!

8. Talk in NAN's ear with my little country accent while he fucks someone!!!

9. Let Killersalt have his way with me outside!!

10. WakeUp...anything could happen, i just want him to stop teasing...im just sayn!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

It's one thing to aspire to be "Queen of the Guttersnipes". It's another to publicly admit it.

just sayin'

BDS is just trying to get us to wear out the like button.