Dirty pick up lines anyone!
Here are some of my favorites:
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Do you give head to strangers? No. Well let me introduce myself.
If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Motion with one finger for a girl to come to you. When, or if she comes, say: I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with two.
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Share some of your favorites!