Egg

what did the egg say to the boiling water ?


Give me a min to get hard i just got laid !!!


Oh and whatever you do dont stick me in a F ing salad !!!
Timmy1575's Avatar
LOL Nice to see you posting again.
Slick, your mailbox is full. Trying to message you.
Inbox clean now .

You could of just called me
DallasRain's Avatar
Hiya Slick....eggs,hmmm now I am hungry...lol
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Hiya Slick....eggs,hmmm now I am hungry...lol Originally Posted by DallasRain
Two? Over easy?
DallasRain's Avatar
Lol no way..Im from Texas..we eat our eggs hard scrambled lol
The best way to have eggs is

Melt some butter add green onion cubed ham cilantro a pinch of garlic and salt &pepper

are cook some chorizo and use the oil to mix in with the egg,s

Just NO MAYO !!!

MAYO SUCK,S !!!

I Cant Believe it,s not butter .......