Why people should screen...

Appt I had earlier..

Guy walks in for appt , changes & we begin session. I make small talk, pretty cool guy. We countinue to chop it up we he asks"So are you on Eccie?''
Thinking hes joking I respond with "Nah, what is eccie?" He starts raving about the site yada yada yada. He suggests I sign up on the site. I smile and keep playing along. He throughout the whole session,keeps giving me complements on the massage and "how cool I am". When convo takes a turn and says. "You would do great on Eccie." Theres not too many "massage girls" on the site & ugh Im tired of hearing about this one provider. Shes overrated and just rude! She calls herself LITTLE MISS CUNTCAKES, Her name suits her. gross and vulger, just like her.
( Ive got the biggest fucking grin on my face at this point)
Countinue the rest of the session, guy is happy. Has gotten dressed and says to me. "I think I may have found my new ATF! Youre the bestest! Im going to write a review and bring you lots and lots of business!" I smile and thank him when he asks so what name should i use for the review? (Id given him my real name when he scheduled and my ad reads Jae)
I look him with a smile and say
You can just call me "LMCC"
"LMCC?" He says
Me: "Yeah, Little Miss Cuntcakes"
His reactions literally looked like this --->

Moral of the story...
Do youre research so you don't look like a stupid ass

LOL!!

LOL!! Originally Posted by sully1234

I seriously should start a blog lol

Too bad you keep breaking your phones and couldn't get a shot of him with his foot in his mouth! You are da bomb diggidy bomb!

Too bad you keep breaking your phones and couldn't get a shot of him with his foot in his mouth! You are da bomb diggidy bomb! Originally Posted by PDid

Its fixed

hmmm

Lmfao!!!! Dumb ass!!

You gotta love morons

TFF!...Classy move on your end to just finish the session and let him realize who the real ass is.

Now... Did you find out what his handle was? I'm jk.

We all have our walk of shame moments.

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Now... Did you find out what his handle was? I'm jk.

We all have our walk of shame moments. Originally Posted by blasphemouse

Nope. Nor did I have desire to ask.
Idgaf.


And before people start crying, He is aware i was going to share the story on here. He did laugh an apologize. And was cool with me posting this. That is the reason i posted in sandbox and not co ed and shit. Its just shits and giggles.

TFF!...Classy move on your end to just finish the session and let him realize who the real ass is. Originally Posted by Puzzeluver210

I wasnt going to say anything until he asked what name. If he wrote the review he would have found out anyhow.

I some other guy today text me from an email address. I asked "who is this"
( i lost all my contacts recently)
He responds "is this jae? Send me a picture so i know its you!"
I replied, I dont even know who the fuck this is. I aint sending you shit.
He hit me back with "oh yeah, its you."

Yep, your eloquent form of communication is pretty hard to miss.