I tried to do the same, I can always find humor in something.
I made it through my vacation thinking about buying each of my favorite mods(one in Austin and one in Kansas city) an unattractive, grossly overweight,cumbucket of a porn star (ya that one) and equip her with one of these to shove up his ass and see how much torque it develops. Please note it is the deluxe model with both boar bristles and wire b rush attachments. Maybe she will find it intriguing and use it before DATY.
I look for the humor in most everything!
Originally Posted by Still Looking