Have you been f*cked by Rick Perry? Your story is worth a MILLION BUCKS!

As you may know, Rick Parry held a press conference a couple years back to deny he was having a gay affair with his Secretary of State, Geoff Connor.

Nobody had accused him of it publicly. The people didn't know WTF he was talking about.

However, the rumors were flying through the halls of the Capitol and several people (anonymous, of course) said the action was witnessed by a couple of staffers AND Anita Perry.

The entire incident is pretty well accepted as having happened by members of the Legislature, staff and lobby.

Now, however, the story is out nationally, and knowing Parry like we do, you can bet he'll have to publicly acknowledge it with a statement that could complete his road back to Hicksville.

Larry Flynt has offered $1 million to anybody willing to go on the record about having a sexual encounter with Perry.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/20...y-sex-scandal/

Come on boys and girls. He's been in Austin more than 20 years. Somebody on here can make a million quick.

In another week or two, I'm sure the offer will be null and void, just like Parry's candidacy.

Sup, why don't you collect the cash and admit that you sucked his dick?

I can't stand Perry any more than you 'sup but what does it say if nobody steps forward to collect the million bucks? Do you think Perry is paying his exes more than a million to keep quiet? I'm inclined to believe that even as he loses the nomination, he will be able to clear his name as far as all the sex allegations go.

I oppose Perry based on his policies and find it odd that his unsubstantiated sexual past would be an issue on this board of all places. I didn't care about Clinton's sex life and I don't care about Perry's.

I don't care about his sex life either. Butt ... the people to whom he panders and whose favor he's so vigorously courting care. A LOT! Enough in fact to sign pledges, march on state capitols and BOO an active serviceman serving in the Middle East who asked a question about the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell on the GOP debate.

No, man, I don't care whose rod he's had up his pooper. But his "target" audience REALLY does.

Actually, I think Flynt ought to up his offer because Perry has fucked everybody in Texas, repeatedly, for the past 10+ years.

I don't care about his sex life either. Butt ... the people to whom he panders and whose favor he's so vigorously courting care. A LOT! Enough in fact to sign pledges, march on state capitols and BOO an active serviceman serving in the Middle East who asked a question about the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell on the GOP debate.

No, man, I don't care whose rod he's had up his pooper. But his "target" audience REALLY does.

Actually, I think Flynt ought to up his offer because Perry has fucked everybody in Texas, repeatedly, for the past 10+ years. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

It's hard for you to maintain that you don't care when you bring it up almost every single time Perry's name is mentioned. I've read your references on here about him being gay at least 10 times in various posts so I'm not sure how much credibility you have saying
"I don't care whose rod he's had up his pooper". Apparently you care a lot otherwise why mention it in different posts over and over again?

The man is sinking like a lead balloon so why give his followers something to rally around? Don't let your lust to destroy him turn into something that helps him. He's doing a fine job sabotaging his own candidacy. Don't take him off point.

Hey, he's an Aggie. Surely there's a picture of him with a sheep somewhere.

This is fuckin' hilarious!

What part of 'nobody gives a shit' do you not understand?
You've gone from the ridiculous to the sublime and now you're just pathetic. Wasn't this tried just a couple of weeks ago in the Austin Chronicle? Had a lot of takers there, didn't they?

The so-called "people to whom he panders and whose favor he's so vigorously courting" already know what it is. Just shows that you don't know us very well at all. Everybody knows what it is. A lie. Probably started by some left wing hack like you. Like I've said before... That was, what? Two successful gubernatorial campaigns ago... In a RED state? Won by landslides? Come on! And that wouldn't have happened if he was half as bad as you seem to think he is.

You really should reconsider making yourself a laughing stock like this. Your desperation is showing. BIG TIME! You never know. The winning candidate may not have even entered the race yet. Now that should scare the living shit out of you! More than Rick Perry already has.

Personally, I hope you continue with this subject. It just shows how lame and out of ideas the libs really are.

Oh, and good luck with your quest. You'll need it.

It just shows how lame and out of ideas the libs really are. Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Bull. These people don't speak for all or even the majority of liberals.

First of all, I seem to remember that nobody gave a shit about Clinton's sexual peccadilloes, but the GOP Congress impeached him nonetheless. And don't give me that lying shit... on a liar's board!

Two, I bring up that he's a cocksucker because I know it REALLY MATTERS to the people he's trying to snuggle up with. They hate cocksuckers worse than they hate Mormons. We'll find that out pretty soon now.

C, I don't think calling Perry a cocksucker on this board is going to backfire against anybody. If anyone thinks the outcome of the Republican nomination hinges on the attitudes and trends on ECCIE, then God help us all.

Finally, GFE has called at least half of US cocksuckers. Not a candidate, not a wannabe, not even the president. But us. Dude, read the freaking post. It's about Larry Flynt's generous offer and the chance for someone in the Austin whookery to pick up a cool million. Trust me, being a laughing stock in your eyes is an asspiration. Someone needs to make your sour old ass laugh!

Politics is politics, but "ALL YOU NEOCONS" want to do is call someone a cocksucker. Typical!

Won by landslides? Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Uh last time I looked, he landslid his way to a whopping 39% in 2006. Tony Sanchez got about 100,000 votes in 2002 than Perry got in 2006.

Get your facts straight.

And BTW -- who is the "us" that I don't know much about. Are you speaking for conservatives or ... what was that word you used?

Wouldn't it be funny if Larry didn't word the offer carefully enough and Rick's wife could legally claim the prize?

The winning candidate may not have even entered the race yet. Now that should scare the living shit out of you! More than Rick Perry already has. Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Sounds like wishful thinking.

Hey, if he brings the troops home, balances the budget, and gets unemployment down to 5%, he can suck all the dicks he wants. Hell, he can come suck mine. Non issue for being a good president.

Diver, you've got a much better chance of getting him to blow you than you do of him doing any one of the things you listed.

In fact, his reign as Governor has resulted in higher unemployment, an illegal state deficit (they call it a shortfall) and the threat of sending the troops to Mexico!

Besides, unlike his predecessor in the Governor's Mansion, he can't even pronounce those three things, let alone propose solutions to them.

LOL!