Tom and Katie

So they're finally getting a divorce. I can't believe it took this long. My grandpappy always told me when a little sawed-off motherfucker married a tall girl, it would never work out. I asked him why. He said "They just can't fuck right. When they're toes to toes his nose is in it, and when they're nose to nose his toes is in it."

That's cute.

LOL
Cute, but I still don't mind a taller gal than me. As long as horizontally she's to much taller.......