CAPTION THIS: If you were the news reporter...

(Obviously they are starving for news stories in Philly...)
If you were the news reporter,
what would your commentary be?
What's the breaking story??
(The helicopter guy must be bored too.)

once you go black you will never go back...

Originally Posted by tia travels

From the City of Brotherly Love today, we proudly present another example of just how much love we have.

your Master is upstairs doing my Mistress so take that, and that and that,and like it because we live to make opur Masters happy....DON'T WE

Well I appreciate what the dogs are thinking but what would the reporter be saying? LOL

I would guess something maybe like:

"And in Germantown this afternoon undercover REX was caught screwing off on the job. Disciplinary action will be taken this week where he will be castrated in addition to losing a week's worth of Snausages."

'Here we have Officer Rex making an undercover arrest following an extensive investigation into canine trafficking and prostitution.'

"And finally on Channel 10 News, our photographer helps a local citizen find his lost dog. Here we are as Jim discovers the Lab in a . . . What the hell? OH MY GOD! CUT! CUT! Uh, back to you in the studio, Lori."