A Cinco de Mayo gift to the huddled masses.....ijs

dearhunter's Avatar
Allow me to share the origin of "ijs".

Once upon a time there was a hooktard in Houston named Aiden McKenna. A number of us retards would occasionally get together for a beer or six.

I will not say who all was at these get togethers. But, suffice it to say the group included most of the worst assholes on this board.

Aiden is a talker. That whore can go on and on and on. She has one little irritating habit...........ok, she has many irritating habits.......but, she has one habit in particular that caught my attention. When Aiden is relating a story about the hobby and she is not saying everything she knows......but, she wants you to know that she knows more than she is saying.....she ends the story with "I'm just saying".

I am not much of a television person. But, one day I was flipping through the channels and I happened upon a show that caught my attention with the comment of "I'm just saying". I sat and watched that show for a horrendous hour. "I'm just saying" was used 9 times on that one episode. I figured it couldn't be a coincidence that Aiden used the same "I'm just saying".

The group of assholes eventually got back together for a beer or six, and Aiden showed up. I asked her where she got "I'm just saying". She started telling me about this tv show that she loves to watch called "Hannah Montana" and how this Hannah Montana always says "I'm just saying".

I immediately saw the ironic humor of that. Aiden asked me why I was laughing and I tried to explain it to her. But, I could tell she didn't quite get what I found so funny..........which made it all the more humorous.

An actress/singer pretends she is a nobody who becomes somebody pretending to be nobody using "I'm just saying" to convey that she knows a secret........being mimiced by a hooktard trying to convey that she has hooker secrets.

I asked Aiden if she minded me using "I'm just saying" on the board. She said she would be thrilled seeing me use the comment, knowing it came from her...........heh

Thus began the endocternation of the board to "ijs". The sheep don't know why they use it. They use it because everyone else uses it..........they are stuck in the pretend of a SHMB using "ijs" because they thinck they know what they thinck they know.

ijs............heh
boardman's Avatar
I've been meaning to ask when you're gonna buy lunch...ijs
YAWN!!
chicagoboy's Avatar
Thus began the endoctornation of the board to "ijs". Originally Posted by dearhunter
FIFY.

I always assumed it was just a garbled "jiz".
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
This is one of your more informative posts dh; It's good to know I'm not the only "talker," ijs.



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texasjohn1965's Avatar
It's DH's turn to buy isn't it?
dearhunter's Avatar
I always seem to be buying.......ijs
bbkid's Avatar
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  • 05-05-2015, 12:08 PM
I once saved 15% on my car insurance. ijs
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
FIFY.

I always assumed it was just a gargled "jiz". Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Likewise.
SpiceItUp's Avatar
Hate to burst the SHMBcentric bubble here but I've been seeing IJS used online since the days of IRC, ijs.

At this point its usage is widespread.
http://www.internetslang.com/IJS-meaning-definition.asp
http://slang.org/IJS-meaning-definition
http://www.gotknowhow.com/answers/wh...meaning-of-ijs
http://www.netlingo.com/word/ijs.php
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=IJS

Here's a Cinco De Mayo gift I'd prefer
Russ38's Avatar
Hate to burst the SHMBcentric bubble here but I've been seeing IJS used online since the days of IRC, ijs. Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
I'm still blaming Hannah Montana....ijs
SpiceItUp's Avatar
I'm still blaming Hannah Montana....ijs Originally Posted by Russ38
I'm not even gonna lie, I watched the video for this song.

Russ38's Avatar
^^^^ I hear ya....plus I've been looking for a qualified contractor to take care of some demo work.....

JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
Hate to burst the SHMBcentric bubble here but I've been seeing IJS used online since the days of IRC, ijs. Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
good story and I believe it for yourself dh, but this here ^, what SpiceItUp said.

that saying's been around since before that show, before I even knew what hookers were, that they existed in htown, before the internet, and probably when I still had my own v-card.

the writers of that show didn't come up with that saying

just saying. pretty sure it was back in HS, possibly JH, and I know it got used many a times during drunk ramblings while hanging out BBQ'ing/grilling with the guys.
dearhunter's Avatar
heh.........you bitches are too easy