If the Squad were providers.

Okay, politics aside, in what order would you rate the marketability of the 4 ladies if, rather then politics, they had gotten into a more ethical field of endeavor and became escorts.
My own rating :
1. Ilhan Omar. Prettiest face, exotic factor. However, it's hard to be precise without some full body pics in something at least form fitting.
2. AOC although it depends on area. She would probably do better here then in other areas due to a lack of Hispanic providers in the KC area. Do do the higher number of Latina and PR providers she would probably not do as well in Texas or the Bronx. Face is average to cute depending on one's taste but, judging from the dance pics, the bod is pretty banging.
3. I have to give Rashida a slight edge over Ayanna due to the small number of Arab providers in the US. Pics would be chosen to emphasize boobs and booty while avoiding face pics. Some selective shots in belly dance type costumes would emphasize the exotic aspects.
4. Ayanna . Face is average in attractiveness. With the acceptance of thick girls she would do better then a few years ago but, her service game would have to be wayy up to excel.

Disclaimer : this post is a satirical assessment based on the writers understanding of the current poon rental market and is no means meant to be sexist, racist or xenophobic . As Don Corleone would say, it's just business.

Submitted in evidence.

Overall, would probably do better as a domme. Certainly rocks the jacket and skirt and that BWA would draw in queening fans.

Their personalities are shit they would have very few if any repeat clients.

Their personalities are shit they would have very few if any repeat clients. Originally Posted by Levianon17

They would alter their approach to play ' the game', just as they have for the game they're in. Both endeavors have their talking points and photo ops.

Besides, we never know the true personality of a provider until we ' pull the trigger'.
Kind of like pulling the lever at the ballot booth.

For the sake of argument, how would you rate them if you saw their pics on listcrawler ?

I agree with your ranking, and would love to give Omar a spanking

just thought I would thrown that in..

"Gang of Four" is a better term. IMHO

"Gang of Four" is a better term. IMHO Originally Posted by oeb11

That's an insult to the band.

Shitty personality doesn’t really seem to be disqualifying in the eyes of most guys. Couldn’t “husband” be defined as “ the ultimate repeat client?” Originally Posted by roaringfork

YMMV

I imagine that Omar and Cortez would be complaining clockwatchers as you step through the door. Probably even complain that you didn't get them off.

I imagine that Omar and Cortez would be complaining clockwatchers as you step through the door. Probably even complain that you didn't get them off. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

statistically speaking, there is a 95% chance Cortez is CBJ-only.. she is a Latina, nothing racist about it. I would pray she is in the 5%, just as she would hate my guts if I was in the 1%

Omar has a tight pussy, I just know it. I would swear allegiance to Allah, if that would get me in bareback.

That's an insult to the band. Originally Posted by Joey_Gleet

If there exists a Music band with the name "Gang of Four" - I am unaware -

I agree it would be insulting to the band to so identify the Congresswomen



Four Freshmen was a band from my era - an alternative already taken - but too nice a name for those four idiots.

If there exists a Music band with the name "Gang of Four" - I am unaware -

I agree it would be insulting to the band to so identify the Congresswomen



Four Freshmen was a band from my era - an alternative already taken - but too nice a name for those four idiots. Originally Posted by oeb11

how about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iHaP6XIAp4

I like it.. Gary's Gang.

you know damn well if Gary Hart was 20 years younger, he would be shagging all 4 of these ladies

Very Good - CT!!!

They would alter their approach to play ' the game', just as they have for the game they're in. Both endeavors have their talking points and photo ops.

Besides, we never know the true personality of a provider until we ' pull the trigger'.
Kind of like pulling the lever at the ballot booth.

For the sake of argument, how would you rate them if you saw their pics on listcrawler ? Originally Posted by Joey_Gleet

Looks wise, I wouldn't consider any one of them unattractive. Omar's head wrap would be a turn off for me and I would be suspicious of a pimp waiting in the bathroom to rob me, lol. Meeting escorts, although something I've done, it really isn't my thing.