"I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!"
![Ohmy](images/smilies/modern/ohmy.gif)
"Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?"
"Nice package let me help unwrap that"
"I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"
![Shiny](images/smilies/modern/shiny.gif)
I love hearing pickup lines from dirty men
![Throb](images/smilies/modern/throb.gif)