Celebrity you would most like to get with.

screw it pick 3 you'd like to have carnal knowledge of

(I like that expression "carnal knowledge" way more civilized than " fucking" don't you think ?)

. Annette Schwarz: A dirty dirty German beautiful pig that is goddamn nasty hot, and a complete freak. Grrrrr

. Amber Rayne: A pretty little brunette with a mind that is almost as dirty as mine, and no concept of the word "inappropriate" she's also smart, got her college degree then did porn

. Phoenix Black: Might be an honest to god nympho ,,,,and a complete freak,,,,you see where I am going with this

. Did you think I was gonna name , Scarlett Johansen, Keira Knightly, and Lady Gaga ? Well they are real pretty but you just never know if they are dick shriveling ice princesses in bed. And we don't want that now do we.

. I misspelled Kiera ,,, so carnal you

. I want what I know is good

. So what are yours ?

Mmh, Antonio Banderas, Michael McConaughey, and Keith Urban. I'm getting soaked just thinking about Mr. Banderas �� If they're bad in bed, I can just tie them up and do the dirty work myself, right?

Mmh, Antonio Banderas, Michael McConaughey, and Keith Urban. I'm getting soaked just thinking about Mr. Banderas �� If they're bad in bed, I can just tie them up and do the dirty work myself, right? Originally Posted by Marzipop

. I like a girl with dirty thoughts
and hell yes you can.

. Don't know who that second fella is though

Oh man, I meant Matthew McConaughey. I don't know if I was that tired last night or already so deep in my dirty thoughts Keith Urban is coming here in a couple months. I'm so excited!

Olivia Newton John, Bo Derek, Farah Fawcett. Ok so I'm old. But they were damn hot. How many guys jacked off to THE Farah poster, or the movie 10, or Grease!

how can you guys not put pics?

WTF?
lohan when she was hot?


JULIA



jaime alexander

Shit, Amber Rayne died.

Shit, Amber Rayne died. Originally Posted by jk543_1

I can't believe this, Jesus this sucks

Shit, Amber Rayne died. Originally Posted by jk543_1

Yes she did.

Jennifer Aniston (in her prime .... about 15 years ago)....



Allysin Chaynes when she was first starting out (pre-boob job) was tops in my book....





Playboy Playmate Gwen Hajek from 1987.

Alexandria Daddario


Not sure if she qualifies as a celebrity, but she is my favorite instagram girl! Leanna Decker



Hopefully the pics worked; first time trying!

Your first two pics aren't showing up (at least for me).

Here is one of Leanne Decker. I could spend all day drooling over her! Better get back to work!


Slicke

I know I already said him, but pictures are even better. I'll just leave this here while I go masturbate.

Jennifer Anniston
Trace Adkins
Sam Elliott