Buahaha.. TFF .. Pick up line Come backs !!

Lmao .. I hope everyone has a Fantastic friday

Damn...that's harsh! Well, good thing I've never been turned down like that! I'm not sure what I would do! I also don't use pick up lines, so never had a chance to experience being turned down in such a shameful way. Worst thing I've experience was the cock blocking friend that grabs the one you're trying to hook up with, and gives you the dirty look!

Thanks Lexxxi!

Lmao .. I hope everyone has a Fantastic friday Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

I'll meet your comebacks and raise you.

M: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
W: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Here I thought it was because they stopped serving bovines.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Oh, the reason I ask is because your butt cheek is about to annex it.

M: Your place or mine?
W: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
M: You are right, I really didn't want to spend the night at your barn.

M: So, what do you do for a living?
W: I'm a female impersonator.
M: That may not be a problem. Another drink?

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertilized.
M: Anal sex then? I like it!

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is it closed for renovations? It surely needs them.

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
W: But, would you stay there?
M: I may. The whales here are too hostile to harpoon.

M: If I could see you naked, I would die happy.
W: If I'd saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
M: Good! It won't bother you if I molest your dead body, would it?

M: So, what do you do for a living?
W: I'm a female impersonator.
M: That may not be a problem. Another drink? Originally Posted by JJ

Really you would ask for another drink?

Gc07 thanks ...lol

@Jj lmfao ur crazy n i love it..

@LT.. roflmao ..

Hmm...the floor works for me

LOL too funny and JJ good ones babe..

Lt ooh u naughty boy ((spankn?))

Hillarious!!