I want a warm gun

inside her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlWRhnYgWcc

inside her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlWRhnYgWcc Originally Posted by essence

I have no idea what she said.

I caught about every third word. More often than not, it was "nigger".

Can you post the lyrics?

I have no idea what she said.

I caught about every third word. More often than not, it was "nigger".

Can you post the lyrics? Originally Posted by ExNYer

I've no idea. I had the volume turned down. I was listening to Tempest.

Let me check it out.

Her song 212 has lyrics about 'eat my cunt' or something.

Not hobby related

Note - my ebony lovers have often called this vanilla ass their nigga. We are in the post racism era. I'm trying to hook up my vanilla best friend with an ebony girl, he hasn;t got laid for 16 years.

[Verse 1]
Look, niggas really wanna beat they chests, for B-A-N-K-S
These niggas be gorillas for the pin-k flesh
These niggas be vanilla, the chips be legitimate
They just want the pumpernickel sis in the linens with em
So since you vanilla men spend, can my hot fudge bitches get with your vanilla friends?
Hey, I'm the liquorice bitch, you know I'm looking for these niggas if these niggas is rich
I make hits, motherfucker, do you jiggle ya dick when ya bitch pop singing on the liquorice hit, ya know?

[HOOK]
CAN I CATCH YOUR EYE, SIR?
CAN I BE WHAT YOU LIKE, YEAH
I COULD BE THE RIGHT GIRL
TELL ME IF YOU LIKE YOUR LADY IN MY-MY COLOR
CAN I BE YOUR TYPE? YEAH. (2X)

I COULD SET YOU RIGHT, WHOA
HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT, SIR?
I'm LIVING MY LIFE, OOOH
HOPE YA FEEL ALRIGHT, YEAH

[Verse 2]
Hey, I'm the Liquorice bitch, you know I'm looking for these niggas if these niggas is rich
Ya got creme for ya colors and a blue eye too
"Hi, I wanna get the number to ya 212 line, maybe we could slumber, we could woo woo woo!"
Why I don't do yay, but if you want to, fine
Your fantasy could get that pitch black
Cause it's gon' erupt when ya slip in betwixt that black snatch
Ya like blizzack-ker cat, ema-nem-manating where ya mizzat-mustache at?
Huh, I bet ya been extra gassed, bet ya really wanna touch up on the molasses ass
[From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
Bet ya really wanna tongue up on her kizzat today
Cause her kizzat sh-shaved, you wanna cuddle with ya bitch after, eh?
But I gotta dip I gotta get at the cake
Lotta scrilla to make, and the dick don't fuck up any scrillac for Banks
No issues picking money over ha-ha, ya beige in her
She just wanna see the best in Greece with some gentlemen and check these beats in the sun
He just wanna see the wet-wet weave when I'm swimmin' in the West Indies
Then I sit up and catch these breeze, sip a little bit of Rum & Ting, nigga

(Vocal interlude)

[Verse 3]
These bitches know that I be on that black girl shit
That black girl pin-up with that black girl dip
Put that black girl spin up on ya whack girl tip
Ain't official till it been up in that black girl kit
Pick out ya mans and attack real quick, I'ma hit him with that venom and that rap girl hip
I slip out the denims, know that black girl fit, get that Remy in a did and hit that black girl switch
Bitches better tan for the summer, and for the haters, quit that chit chat, and get ya paper
Quote the cinnamon, the cherry-melange bitch verbatim when I speak about ya face in the clam with the flavors
Ya get that? And stimulate her
Take a lick up on my genital, then sit to savor
Do ya man's and his liquorice interest a favor

if nothing else she needs riding lessons ...

if nothing else she needs riding lessons ... Originally Posted by CJ7

She needs some leather on her jodpur covered loins.

My ebony girl has told me to go to a riding shop in london and get her a whip she can use on me on Tuesday.

She needs some leather on her jodpur covered loins.

My ebony girl has told me to go to a riding shop in london and get her a whip she can use on me on Tuesday. Originally Posted by essence

Yep, you're English.

Yep, you're English. Originally Posted by ExNYer

I'll do anything to get her pussy creamy wet before i eat it

And then return the favour on her ass.

My kind of guy!

Not quite the lyricist that Sammy Cahn or Cole Porter were.

Not quite the lyricist that Sammy Cahn or Cole Porter were. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

And Sammy Cahn or Cole Porter are not the StupidOldLyingFart that you are.

It seems I am in good company

http://www.pressparty.com/pg/newsdes...sk/view/57874/

Who is that PM's advisor I see carrying his desk contents walking down the road

Do they make Rosetta Stone for the English language?

And Sammy Cahn or Cole Porter are not the StupidOldLyingFart that you are. Originally Posted by bigtex

You need new material. You should watch some old Don Rickles videos for inspiration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MiBVrxbvBg

Man, those old roasts were great! Thanks, Joe!

Man, those old roasts were great! Thanks, Joe! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Rickles was great back in the seventies. There's story that Rickles was trying to impress a girl he was dating, and asked his buddy Sinatra to come by their table at a restaurant and say hello, thinking that the girl would be impressed that Sinatra was his friend. Sinatra happily agreed and came by and said hello. Rickles told him not to bother him when he was eating. Sinatra thought it was hysterical.