I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near
Ground Zero. We should allow it in order to promote tolerance.
I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque
to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call them "The Turban Cowboy"
and "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and has an
open pit BBQ with pork ribs.
Across the street a very daring lingerie store with large display windows
called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret.
And, next door in flashing lights open an Adult Toy Shop.
I think for the purpose of tolerance we should build accordingly