The Origination of the Cheap Bastards Club

The CBC found its roots during WWI on the European front. It was a bet amongst soldiers to see how many women they could know in the biblical sense in one night.

After a drunken card game, a corporal in the first regiment on the edges of Paris was challenged with the following:

"Armed with 350 schillings, a box of condoms & a thermos of coffee...visit as many countries as you can in 24 hours and report back here".

That when corporal Looking set out on his journey of discovery. An immigrant Taylor from Florence, he decided to give each Ho a shirt in memory of their quick, but exciting, visit together. This became his mantra as he sped across Europe on his trusty donkey Beagle. For variety and with only the stankest Hos, Corp Looking would let Beagle enjoy sloppy seconds.

Although much time has past, the legacy of Corp Looking has been passed down to this generation of CBC. And while a private and exclusive group, they take great pride in their accomplishments treating women with respect & only asking for a decent & fair rate for their encounters. Thinking that CBC girls will always have a vast array of CBC members to choose from.

You may remember a movie Steven Speilberg directed regarding the challenges and conquests of Corp Looking called "War Whores". It won some awards...

Now that is funny. +1

Now that is funny. Good one, Toyz. Cheers to you.

Laughing so hard, it killed my morning boner...

I had actually wondered about the roots of this distinguished group...

I may have found an even older symbol:

Disclaimer: Characters in the story are loosely based on the true story. In real life, Beagle was the celibate wingman who secured corporal Looking his Hos