Size of your dick

I find it amusing when reading reviews when the reviewer comments on the size of his dick, or mentions how the provider comments on the size of his dick. Tell me the relevance to the review. Does the reader really care?
BobsAlias's Avatar
I'd prefer it if women didn't comment about the size of mine. It doesn't help anything when they laugh like that.
stimulatethemind's Avatar
I, personally, never care to discuss my shortcomings!!
I find it amusing when reading reviews when the reviewer comments on the size of his dick, or mentions how the provider comments on the size of his dick. Tell me the relevance to the review. Does the reader really care? Originally Posted by Dawg
lol that is funny.. however the size dont matter to me at all because I know how to work it..
dirty dog's Avatar
That's because many of the individuals writing reviews use it as a spring board to pound their chest and proclaim what great lovers they are, how big their cocks are and most importantly how they slayed that punanny. Many of them are the same guys who try to discount the views of those without reviews. Believe me, their reviews are written only for their gratification and the only information they want the board to gleem from the review is just how great they are as lovers. Its pretty pathetic but all to common.
I always list mine in Centimeters. Makes it seem monstrous.
Dicks are measured from the ass hole like a cat's tail.
dbflyer's Avatar
I used to be ashamed to admit that I had a 4-inch dick. But then I realized that some girls like them that wide .
ctfu, that might be a way of them ending their fantasy, however very interesting topic.... needed the laughs.
johnsontedt84's Avatar
If it makes the OP feel good about himself and his "prowess" I don't care either way. I take the review as just intel. Very funny though everyone
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
I believe the agreed upon measurement metric for public pronouncements is from the center of the brown eye to 1/4 inch beyond the tip.
I find it amusing when reading reviews when the reviewer comments on the size of his dick, or mentions how the provider comments on the size of his dick. Tell me the relevance to the review. Does the reader really care? Originally Posted by Dawg
I crack up when they mention making her gag, saying provider surprised at the size, etc..geez get over yourself. Take a selfie of your pecker and admire it. But if it helps you set the scene to tell the story, go ahead.
Doc Savage's Avatar
the old "give me 12" and make it hurt", so I did her 4 times and hit her with a brick
I may be small but I go off fast!
As the most likely target for this thread starting I feel the need to say something...."something".