INTRODUCING Cheap Bastard Products

Over the next few days, myself & other bone-I-fied members of the Cheap Bastards Club will be sharing with your the full line of Cheap Bastard Products. These products are made of the lowest quality substances known to man. They are cheaply made, and are not guaranteed to last very long at all.

The underlying theme you will see with all CBC products are that they are like our women...

CHEAP BASTARD CLOTHING: Cheap & Easy to get into...
CHEAP BASTARD FRAGRANCES: Cheap & the smell is soon gone...
CHEAP BASTARD JEWELRY: Cheap & comes off easy...
CHEAP BASTARD AUTOMOBILES: Cheap & easy to start...
CHEAP BASTARD PETS: Cheap & comes quickly...

Cheap Bastard Cologne...equal parts horse piss & testosterone





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Naw, Toyz. This is the true Cheap Bastard cologne and aftershave --

And this is how we workout for our "alone" time when we are in the mood to be really Cheap.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

Cheap Bastard Condos - hard to get up, quick to come down
(this is the Luxury Model with a view):

... and don't forget, it all starts with the Ultimate Guide:


we print ONE as soon as we find paper that satisfies our Cheap Bastard Standard:

Cheap Bastard Paper: too thin to cut it

When you are trying to come up with those last few dollars to book a session with a certified and verified Cheap Bastard Hoogar, every cent counts. That's why our crack team at Cheap Bastard Club Creations (an LLC of Cheap Bastards Club) works day and some nights creating cost effective life neccesities.
Here we display our line of washable & reusable condoms...

CBCC Working Hard to Save You Money for Hoogars...

Cheap Bastard Condos - hard to get up, quick to come down
(this is the Luxury Model with a view):
Originally Posted by fun2come

No, that's a Cheap Bastard Penthouse. Get it right, man!

No, that's a Cheap Bastard Penthouse. Get it right, man!

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Splurging is allowed in the CBC, but admitting it is a whole different thing.

CHEAP BASTARD OUTCALL: Cheap and easy to setup (when you're out-of-town and want to meet providers who only offer outcalls). Cozy in at any parking lot, park, or even someone's front lawn, for the added thrill experience.

When you are trying to come up with those last few dollars to book a session with a certified and verified Cheap Bastard Hoogar, every cent counts. That's why our crack team at Cheap Bastard Club Creations (an LLC of Cheap Bastards Club) works day and some nights creating cost effective life neccesities.
Here we display our line of washable & reusable condoms...

CBCC Working Hard to Save You Money for Hoogars...

Originally Posted by Toyz

No thanks on this product!
Sorry but I gotta draw the line somewhere...

CHEAP BASTARD OUTCALL: Cheap and easy to setup (when you're out-of-town and want to meet providers who only offer outcalls). Cozy in at any parking lot, park, or even someone's front lawn, for the added thrill experience.
Originally Posted by Beagle

Beagle, I think this one has potential. "Portable Outcall".

This is hilarious lmfao nice thread!

LMAO!!!

Over the next few days, myself & other bone-I-fied members of the Cheap Bastards Club will be sharing with your the full line of Cheap Bastard Products. These products are made of the lowest quality substances known to man. They are cheaply made, and are not guaranteed to last very long at all.

The underlying theme you will see with all CBC products are that they are like our women...

CHEAP BASTARD CLOTHING: Cheap & Easy to get into...
CHEAP BASTARD FRAGRANCES: Cheap & the smell is soon gone...
CHEAP BASTARD JEWELRY: Cheap & comes off easy...
CHEAP BASTARD AUTOMOBILES: Cheap & easy to start...
CHEAP BASTARD PETS: Cheap & comes quickly...

Cheap Bastard Cologne...equal parts horse piss & testosterone





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Do y'all except IOU's as payment?