Excuse

Based upon where I live, I have to come up with some good excuses to hobby. As amp town seems to have dried up, it seems most of the providers to my liking are in the Dallas or galleria area which means a 40 to 45 minute drive. That sucks. That means I have to come up with a good excuse of about 2.5 hours to get out and hobby. More like 3 hours. The worst part? My hobby account, my slush fund account, is growing because I'm not getting out and hobbying as much. Terrible thing that money just doing nothing. Even the interest these days is terrible. Curious as to what good excuses other fellow hobbiests use, as I'm running out of excuses to get out.

I am not sure where you are located at but have a lady do an outcall to you at a hotel.

Play golf or tennis. Golf eats up 5-6 hours going, playing, returning, etc.
Gym membership. (But then she'd have to see results...)
Poker at night. (But then she'd have to see results...)
Maybe something came up at the office and you have to take care of it.

Buy a bicycle Take SO on ride around LosCollinas lake/pond
1 time of that and you will be encouraged to go alone.

Buy gun. Go to shooting range. Many excuses.

Take the SO to the appointment.

Play golf Originally Posted by Prolongus

exactly... tell your SO you need to take your "wood" and "a couple of balls", and spend time perfecting your "stroke"..

Just do like do and say.

Me: Hey baby I will be back in a few

Wifey: Where you going

Me: I am about to get my DICK SUCKED

Wifey: You know I will take care of that for you

Me: Yes, but I can't afford your rates today

True fucking story, I swear

Gym membership works for me, but Prolongus is right, you have to work out enough to get some results.

Take the SO to the appointment. Originally Posted by pyramider

Bingo! :clap